Vote for Most Epic Meltdown Artist

[Smackie Chan]

[Haywood Giablomi]

There have been meltdowns here and at SC but Frag's loss of sanity and eventual trip to the greybar hotel gets my vote.

[Cuda]

Inkydave could be in jail for all we know.

Frag's meltdown was great- especially when HULKTROLL made him his bitch

But NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING comes close to inkydave's epoch, multi-thread, 2-week-long, nuclear meltdown.

[Sniper 1]

mvscal melted too late to be included.

[Smackie Chan]

Some meltdowns are short but intense, others are long but lack intensity. inky combined longevity with intensity, and has done so on multiple occasions. Tough combination to beat.

But enolc's was more fun to watch.

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 05, 2002 08:29 PM: Message edited by: Smackie Chan ]</font>

[Special Kìd]

Buttspray gets my write in vote for wasting the Earth's precious oxygen, hyper-ventilating over some
perceived scoreboard at BrawlHall.
Remember, this is the same unoriginal fuckwit that gave SC III the 'HATE' troll. Makes PETERLEMONJELLO sound like fuckin' Shakespeare.

[Smackie Chan]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Special K?d:

Makes PETERLEMONJELLO sound like fuckin' Shakespeare.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

You dissin' Pete? Dude cracks me up, Shakespeare or no.

Another angle to the enolc story is the fact that he's responsible for a new phrase entering the American English lexicon: pron meltdown. It's possible that those two words had never been used together before enolc necessitated the phrase's coinage, and few posters can lay claim to such a lofty achievement. Props, mah man, even though I didn't vote for you.

[Terry in Crapchester]

What about Pickle? Seems like last summer you could just about set your watch by his trolls' meltdowns every Sunday.

[Bobby 42]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Terry in Crapchester:
What about Pickle? Seems like last summer you could just about set your watch by his trolls' meltdowns every Sunday.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

First of all, it was the board that was melting down while Pickle was laughing his ass off and secondly it was Friday night not Sunday night.

Get yo facts straight Nigga lova!

[enolc]

thanks for the props, smackie

i wish i had nominated "90% of weekend posters from last march" for falling for the ol' SC4-will-be-invite-only ruse that a few of us started one sunday morning. watching people scramble to get their post totals up to 1000 was BY FAR the funniest thing i'd seen in there in a long time.